when ppl draw your oc
the ONLY acceptable comment on my selfies
i literally cannot stop laughing
why? why? Fuck you, i cant stand it, why cant a fish just buy fast food every once in a while? Literally, why is that funny to you? Seriously, that comment is sick, i am sick, i am done. Fish should be able to but whatever they like without people like YOU laughing at them, fuck you, fuck this bye
not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
i’ve thought about this at least 2 times a month since i first saw it a year ago
when you play a trick on someone, and deceive them