officialwhitegirls:

watching your bae talk to the another person 

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kayelinjo:

Brick Frog

outofcontextdnd:

Party rogue: Can I stab that guy?

DM: Why would you want to stab a corpse?

Party rogue: Dunno, feels right, man. 

nintendo-64:

When You Get Frogged.

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outofcontextdnd:

Drow: You may be here to convert all the wood elves, but I’m here to seduce them.

Dwarf: Wait - the men or the women?

Drow: Sorry. I guess I didn’t make that very clear. All of them.

sarahseeandersen:

Slow walkers make my life 10x harder on a daily basis.

sarahseeandersen:

Slow walkers make my life 10x harder on a daily basis.

arijandro:

thoughts on revenge before bedtime

arijandro:

thoughts on revenge before bedtime

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry