watching your bae talk to the another person
Party rogue: Can I stab that guy?
DM: Why would you want to stab a corpse?
Party rogue: Dunno, feels right, man.
When You Get Frogged.
Drow: You may be here to convert all the wood elves, but I’m here to seduce them.
Dwarf: Wait - the men or the women?
Drow: Sorry. I guess I didn’t make that very clear. All of them.
Slow walkers make my life 10x harder on a daily basis.
thoughts on revenge before bedtime
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry