when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up
i just want to be touched really hard
like by a car
hit me with a car
Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.
*raises hand to answer a question in class but teacher calls on someone else*
[cr1tikal voice] alright i guess ill just sit here and fist myself
"thats not very lady-like of you"
make this the new meme
reminder that when you’re at a performance (ex. a high school talent show… essentially run by students) and there are ‘technical difficulties’ it is your job to sit respectfully until we get it fixed (because we WILL get it fixed)
do not laugh (nervously or not because when 10+ people ‘nervously’ laugh it sounds a lot crueler than intended) or yell ‘there’s no sound/it’s not working’ (w e k n o w)
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ENFJ (Idealist: The Teacher):
LAUGHING THE FUCKING VARIETY HERE THANKS TV TROPES ((ENFJ is like a really common mold for hero/leader type characters soo….. ex pe c ted…….))
no seriously the Jesus Lion of Narnia and Satan are both on this list (read below)
when someone does something better than you